Silver Linings

Don Surber, reassuring his readers that everything is OK, no matter how many shoes are tossed at the president.

Dude, chill. Iraq was a Soviet client. It just signed a security deal with us. If the American press truly looked at the world objectively it would see how successful the war on terrorism is.

You know who else is no longer a Soviet client? Laos. If American historians truly looked at the world objectively, we would see how successful the Vietnam War was.