Via Vanderleun at American Digest ...br /br /blockquotespan style="color:#3333ff;"Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:br /br /We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.br /br /Here is a model separation agreement:br /br /br //spanemblockquotepspan style="color:#3333ff;"Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. /span/ppbr /span style="color:#3333ff;"We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). /span/ppbr /span style="color:#3333ff;"We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood./span/p/blockquote/em/blockquotebr /br /Read the rest.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7158917-5997363377134407345?l=moneyrunner.blogspot.com'//div
Friday, July 31, 2009
Divorce Agreement: Let's Agree to Differ and Split Up
Via Vanderleun at American Digest ...br /br /blockquotespan style="color:#3333ff;"Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:br /br /We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.br /br /Here is a model separation agreement:br /br /br //spanemblockquotepspan style="color:#3333ff;"Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. /span/ppbr /span style="color:#3333ff;"We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). /span/ppbr /span style="color:#3333ff;"We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood./span/p/blockquote/em/blockquotebr /br /Read the rest.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7158917-5997363377134407345?l=moneyrunner.blogspot.com'//div
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