Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Krauthammer Unit



America's Shittiest Op-Ed Columnist (Not-Named-Bill-Kristol Division), 16 January 2009:
[Bush] leaves behind the sinews of war, for the creation of which he has been so vilified but which will serve his successor -- and his country -- well over the coming years. The very continuation by Democrats of Bush's policies will be grudging, if silent, acknowledgment of how much he got right.
Whoopsie!

Oh, well. At least now we have a verifiable expiration date for your standard Charles Krauthammer column -- I suppose the only question is whether four days is the maximum or median shelf life. In any event, if it wants to avoid an E. Coli outbreak, the Post really ought to consider flash pasteurization.

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